The Trekkie

The Trekkie's are striking back with frivolous facts about this hypothetical scenario where the world survives beyond year 2020. We all know the world is going to be taken over by the silver surfer for his most evil lord Galactus. Who cares whats the size of USS Enterprise. It DOESN'T EXIST.

Damn you Trekkie's.

What kind of person is worried about the size of USS Enterprise. Its the same person who is worried about the mind altering rays coming out of the TV.

The profile of a regular Trekkie is some thing like this. Meet Joe kabali 32 his Klingon name reads Tchs!@# kic^&#**ski!&*horny. He weighs 110 lbs on Mars (thats a 200 lbs here) is 5 feet 6 inches tall. He stays with his mom. Although this is a temporary arrangement, he can come home when ever he wants. His mother doesnt let him pick out his own underwear. He has a vibrant social life. He is the admin guy on 3 IRC channels. He has lots of online girl friends and he is cheating on all of them. Joe is a Cyber Stud. He is an Alpha male online.

What I cant understand is why Joe (cyber stud) Kabali wants to waste my time with the size of this ship. It doesn't exist Joe it really doesn't.

Why Joe? Why?

Link to this ridiculousness

Smoking Is good For You

I don't agree with every thing online, I am not supposed to. Its a point of view everyone is allowed one and there isn't a dearth of perverts, sicko-phants, lying scum bags, Abba lovers etc online. But when you come across some thing which is just stupid so moronically dumb that the mere presence of writing in your plane of existence will drop your IQ couple of points, I must revolt in the only way befitting on an anonymous blog which will mostly not be read by anyone.

A website that supports smoking. I don't get it. Why would any one support this? Why? Are there not enough cars spewing smoke in your face? Although uncle John is the size of a truck and his smoking habits do drive me crazy but its just not the same thing.

Writers of this article imagine this situation. You are sitting in a beautiful place with a snow capped mountain in front of you with meadows all around and a beautiful hot woman or man (depending on your preferance) and uncle John sitting there smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke in your face.

Wow!!!!

Now that's what we need to support.
We love you uncle John.

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Link Baiting Some Thing

Now I may not know a lot about blogging or websites but I know that 6000$ is a humongously large amount of money for a service which doesn't even promises a lot of links. It just seems ridiculous that some one is willing to pay that kind of money when there is a country filled with people who will do almost anything for as little as 2 square meals. All you have to do is call India 1-800-(India) ask for the head guy, the main dude and tell him or her you read about them here. And then proceed to tell them the secret code. Now since its such a secret I wont tell you right now. When you subscribe to the blog and read it for 3 months I will send you a questionnaire about blog and then when you manage to get 80% of the answers right we will send you the code.

Alternatively you can just give me half that money then i will buy a book learn link baiting do a really good job. I will also send you a thank you note, a case of beer (really chilled) with a picture of semi naked girl (over 18) or boy depending on how you are oriented.

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